{"product_id":"cat-shit-talk-badge-reel","title":"Cat Shit Talk Badge Reel","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeep your event passes, key cards, and membership IDs within immediate reach while delivering a bold, humorous statement with this \u003cb\u003eRetractable Badge Reel featuring the phrase \"My Cat And I Talk Shit About You.\"\u003c\/b\u003e Combining a die-cut design with a reliable retraction system, this accessory is engineered for cat lovers who appreciate a good roast and practical utility.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch2\u003eSassy Feline Design\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe badge reel showcases a die-cut graphic featuring bold, rose-colored text with dark outlines that reads \"MY CAT AND I TALK SHIT ABOUT YOU.\" Beside the text sits a content, chubby white cat with orange spots, surrounded by small sparkle illustrations. This whimsical yet sassy artwork turns a standard utility item into a recognizable symbol of feline devotion and dark humor, perfect for breaking the ice at events or offices.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch2\u003eFunctional Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eAuto-Retracting Mechanism:\u003c\/b\u003e The reel extends smoothly to grab your credentials and retracts automatically the moment you release it. This rapid contraction prevents tangled cords, minimizes strain on your lapels, and keeps your ID visible without dangling across your torso.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eVersatile Attachment:\u003c\/b\u003e The metal attachment component at the end of the clear cord fastens securely to waistbands, cardigans, canvas totes, or trade show lanyards. It adapts effortlessly to your daily routine or event seating.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurable Construction:\u003c\/b\u003e The printed graphic and die-cut edges remain durable through repeated extension cycles, ensuring the design stays sharp and the mechanism operates smoothly over time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eWhether you are attending a convention, working a shift, or running daily errands, this reel serves as both a dependable credential organizer and a targeted gift alternative for animal lovers and humor enthusiasts. Select this reel when you require reliable identity storage paired with a straightforward statement piece that aligns with cat culture and sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Sawdust and Cedar","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53847148265765,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0884\/1455\/2357\/files\/D8759119-0F1B-418A-BD6C-7D7AA29513FB.jpg?v=1789693905","url":"https:\/\/www.sawdustandcedar.com\/products\/cat-shit-talk-badge-reel","provider":"Sawdust and Cedar ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}